Curse

Havoc of PhoeniX · Mar 10, 2009, 08:53 AM // 08:53

Koss - "I've had it with these balthazar blasted drakes on this balthazar blasted plain!"

StormX · Mar 10, 2009, 11:34 AM // 11:34

Viking funeral rites ftw.

Jora: "I see the hall of the spirits, where the brave may live forever."

Mad Soul: "There is a song at the center of the world, and it sounds like razors through flesh."

Goren: "Your wave of evil crashes upon the shores of Goren!"

For some reason that cracks me up...

Sephiroth Istari · Mar 12, 2009, 01:37 AM // 01:37

Kkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrroooooo oooooyyyyyyyyyyy ssssssssttttoooonnnnneeeeekkkkkkiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn

awesome sauce · Mar 13, 2009, 05:49 AM // 05:49

I just like the voice of the dwarf who kills rurik

Raven Wing · Mar 13, 2009, 10:05 AM // 10:05

Kommandant Durheim in jade quarry: Victory is clearly in sight now! Gather quickly, now! The heathens are nearly defeated!
He loves to say so when its 8-9 to luxons and 1 sec before the 10th turtle gets home...

NuclearSlug · Mar 14, 2009, 08:57 AM // 08:57

"It's Kilroy Stonekin, I still owe him money. Run for it!"

Artinnia · Mar 16, 2009, 02:25 AM // 02:25

Ring of Fire Mission Outpost, Talking to Fogard Axemighty.

Fogard: "The Great Dwarf never meant for my kind to stand this close to lava. A few more hours out here, and I'll resemble a Dolyak stew. What's on your mind?"

Player: "You seem particularly grim, even for a Dwarf."

Fogard: "This will not be easy."

Player: "Do you believe the Flameseeker Prophecies?"

Fogard: "Well, let me tell you, I wouldn't be standing at the base of an active volcano, sweating like a gryphon haunch over an open fire, preparing to assault the most heavily guarded fortress in all of Tyria if I didn't. Remember, whatever lies inside the Door of Komalie scares the Mursaat. But, all this, these walls and bunkers, they weren't built to keep something from getting out of the volcano. They were built to keep someone from getting in. No matter how frightened they are of the creatures behind the Door, they are more frightened of you. That, my friend, makes you about the most dangerous thing in Tyria."

Am I the only one that when they hear this speech... feels like a complete bad***? I read that the first time.... and those Mursaat didn't seem so tough anymore. lol

Hanging Man · Mar 16, 2009, 03:13 AM // 03:13

I don't remember what hero said it, might have been MoW

"Life is long and sweet.. except yours!"

I lol'd at that

darkangel921 · Mar 16, 2009, 08:28 AM // 08:28

Just as soon as we learn how to play. LMFAO!

Tihark Orchard:

silavor · Mar 16, 2009, 09:52 AM // 09:52

"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
~a party-goer in Tihark Orchard mission.

"This place is like my worst nightmares...the ones inspired by those little pickles."
~Acolyte Sousuke

MithranArkanere · Mar 16, 2009, 06:16 PM // 18:16

Kai Jing:
Panjiang Peninsula (to non-elementalist characters)

"You are not an Elementalist, are you? What a "Blinding Flash!" For a moment I was filled with fire and brimstone, all ready to train a new student. Ah, well.

Listen, I know what you should do: close your eyes and say "I want to be an Elementalist" three times, then go with "Windborne Speed" and talk to Headmaster Vhang about becoming one.

On the other hand, you could always report to your true headmaster."